2 definitions by Winderbourne

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.
"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"
by Winderbourne January 24, 2021
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A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!
by Winderbourne January 24, 2021
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