2 definitions by Wind of the South.

When you think your gonna fart and hit mud. Loading your undies. When you sneeze and squirt a turd in your pants unexpectedly.
Ol' Creeper was drinking hard last night and blew chow and later he had a full on, out the back of his short ASSBLOW.. that shit was sick!
by Wind of the South. May 28, 2018
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This is much like ass blow only 60% less material. a greater Reference would be a Fart with a spattering of mud. This could be considered to be the earthquake before a Volcano eruption. But, in this case were are talking about the precursor to a major assblow. A.K.A. Shitting your pants.
Kenyan load up on carbs at ponchos last night, and today he had some A-Blow's. He's been cheek-pinching all day trying not to Blow Ass, because he's wearing white today.
by Wind of the South. May 28, 2018
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