2 definitions by WillyHunterTrapstar69
Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.
John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!
by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023
Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.
Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.
by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023