"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"
"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"
"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"
"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy
and shove it in a guys face!"
"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"