61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

off the radar

1. Illegal
2. Illegitimate

I took his money and did the job "off the radar," avoiding the IRS, the FBI, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003

Dirty Undies

Noun, plural. Undergraduate students at a college or university.

The frat-house dirty undies are typically the loudest and stinkiest lot on any college campus.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

riffing

1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking

I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

damn skippy

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

LUC

The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS

As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

voodoo doodoo

1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"

In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003