5 definitions by William Rentes

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.
I just got Nut Barraged!
by William Rentes September 4, 2018
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One who enjoys inflicting and/or receiving nipple abuse and torture through acts such as Nipple Branding, Nipple Slicing, and Crushing the Pyramide.
Guy 1: I heard that Frank is a Niptard...
Guy 2: Yeah, I should know
by William Rentes September 3, 2018
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A person who is annoying, and has a low level of intelligence.
Man one: "That man is such a silly cunk, I wish he would stop talking about his bloody feces."
Man two: "Indeed, he is a retard."
by William Rentes April 30, 2015
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A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.
Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!
by William Rentes September 3, 2018
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