2 definitions by Wilhelm Snakesnoot

An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.
I don’t want to be the one to tell my daughter that ‘Miss Fluffy’ is now a pavement pancake.
by Wilhelm Snakesnoot January 28, 2021
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An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.
Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.
by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023
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