1 definition by Wiggle_drum
A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.
Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."
by Wiggle_drum February 26, 2018