2 definitions by Wifey McBeatey

tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007

Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.

If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.

by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007