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BASTARDIZATION of Magdelain, or similar name; presumably the name of Herrod’s whore, who, along with her death cult, framed Jesus on the Sabbath and got him killed, not long after Herrod had his uncle John beheaded for “disapproving” of his marriage to his own sister. The cult was and is to this day engaged in live burials as part of its sick, sadistic rituals. Magdelaine’s supposed first name was common then as now: Mary.
Magdelaine was cured of her demons, but she soon called them back to her cold, cold heart.
by Wifey 7643279 July 7, 2022
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Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped
You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush
by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020
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When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"
by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021
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