Definitions by Widget the Midget
CON-cert
A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.
Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
CON-cert by Widget the Midget August 27, 2008