3 definitions by Wideeyedweirdo

School

A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life

Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot

by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020

Nice girl

girls who claim to be nice when they really aren't

nice girl: I like you
Guy: Uh, thanks but I have a girlfriend
Nice girl: I don't know why you go for girls who are ugly w*ores

Nice girl: Leave me alone
Guy: Leaves*
Nice girl: Ugh, you're so dumb and useless

Nice girl: If a girl cheats on you it's your fault

Random person: What if a guy cheats
Nice girl: Then he is an idiot

by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020

Blursed

Blessed and cursed at the same time

*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute

by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020