13 definitions by Wico Iye Owaci

Sandalwoodie

What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.

When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

round dancin'

Dodging bullets.

Man, that Brother took off, round dancin' all the way!

by Wico Iye Owaci January 8, 2012

zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 8, 2012

icehopper

A cold beer, or other malt beverage.

Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 8, 2012

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Amputeetertotter

Specially designed playground apparatus for disabled kids.

Billy loved to go to the park so he could play on the amputeetertotter.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012