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You wouldn't steal a handbag.
You wouldn't steal a woman's purse.
You wouldn't kill a policeman and steal his hat.
And then go to the toilet in it.
Then send it to his grieving widow as a present.
And then steal it again!
Piracy.Is.Stealing
by Why am I still alive? December 28, 2017
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