Whoremonger's definitions

Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

is my name bob?

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

Sir: Terrel, pick those pieces of paper up, now.

Terrel: Is my name Bob?

by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

bare back

To have sex without a condom. Probably taken from riding a horse without protection for your nuts.

Diamond: Ai, Shanice, innit I rode your cousin bare back?
Shanice: Nah, bruv. F*** off, waste man. You didn't ride jack.

by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

general

Somebody who's in charge. It should be the teacher but for some strange reason, hardly ever is.

Sabir *kissing teeth*: Ah man, Mr Carpenter came in to my English lesson once and tried to make me reconcile and said he's phoning my parents. That man tinks he's general.

by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

Snake

A grass, snitch, tell-tale, whatever you may call them. Or just a sneaky, sly person.

Diamond: What, Ethelburga snitched on Kyra?
Tyler: Snake!

by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

Waste man

An insulting term literally meaning 'waste of space'. It can be used in whatever circumstance to get the message through that you do not hold a very high opinion of somebody.

Janaiya: F***, man, Mr Brennan kept me back after school. Waste man, he is.

or

Leshay: Ai, man! Don't touch me, you waste man. Nobody likes you.

by Whoremonger April 15, 2008