12 definitions by Whooty wrangler

Booty Weasels

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

by Whooty wrangler December 20, 2011

bootycallaholic

A condition of being addicted to booty calls.

Peep 1: Hey where is your roommate?
Peep 2: A girl called so he went to her house to do the nasty.
Peep1: Damn, that boy is addicted to booty calls.
Peep 2: Yeah, he is definitely a bootycallaholic.

by Whooty wrangler December 16, 2011

Urban Envy

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

by Whooty wrangler December 21, 2011

Slafternoon

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

by Whooty wrangler December 13, 2011

mealsturbate

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

by Whooty wrangler March 11, 2014