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To feel sexually attracted to food whilst thinking about or seeing it.
Show me your food, or tell me your plans for food, so I can mealsturbate.
by LixelPixel August 25, 2014
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The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.
Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!
by whootywrangler March 11, 2014
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