10 definitions by Whoopi/Hafner nems
When moving a hot tub and it accidently lands on someone, but on the side of the shell so they are not crushed, but stuck in the area where people sit in the tub. They are stuck in the shell with not way out unless they have level 10 turbo power.
Vin: Yo dude, did you hear that Vishnu got shellied last week during a move in Lombard?
Nikhil: Yeah, he couldnt even get himself out. What a fucking pussy
Nikhil: Yeah, he couldnt even get himself out. What a fucking pussy
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 19, 2022
When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 11, 2022