6 definitions by Whom it doesn't concern
A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.
MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.
by Whom it doesn't concern October 29, 2008
Any individual who has a huge propensity for talking endlessly, largely about things you have no interest in and in spite of pleas to stop. The term comes from the idea that the person's verbosity is so extreme as to induce a level of suffering worth being deemed a small-scale act of terrorism.
Steve: Are you going to watch the fight on Tuesday? It's an important match for both contenders because -
Mike: I already told you, no.
Steve: Did you see the new independent film that had a good review in the newspaper? It's by the Spanish director -
Mike: NO!
Steve: You know, I can't believe how much of a joke the mayoral election was. I mean, I could've run a better campaign without -
Mike: Steve, SHUT UP!! You're a verbal terrorist, you know that? A Verbal TERRORIST! Go harass someone else, ok?
Mike: I already told you, no.
Steve: Did you see the new independent film that had a good review in the newspaper? It's by the Spanish director -
Mike: NO!
Steve: You know, I can't believe how much of a joke the mayoral election was. I mean, I could've run a better campaign without -
Mike: Steve, SHUT UP!! You're a verbal terrorist, you know that? A Verbal TERRORIST! Go harass someone else, ok?
by Whom it doesn't concern November 18, 2009
On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.
A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.
<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL
Really makes you wonder...
<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL
Really makes you wonder...
by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009
A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.
From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS
A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS
A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.
by Whom it doesn't concern July 22, 2009
A movie so poorly written, so terribly filmed/produced and so horribly acted, to call it a B-movie would be an insult to even the worst B-movie out there
Take the acting of the Spice Girls movie, the overall sucky quality of this God awful movie Snakes on a Train, the writing of Jason X and combine them with the entertainment value/production of Metallica's St. Anger album and you have yourself mankind's worst creation: A C-Movie
by Whom it doesn't concern May 4, 2009
Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.
Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)
2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
by Whom it doesn't concern December 26, 2016