WhoDatFreshBoi's definitions

Golden Spino

An awesome Spinosaurus who is golden and animates in his free time. He is 100% pimp and gets all the pussy.

Golden Spino's cum tastes like popcorn, I suck him off all the time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 18, 2018

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019

Gang Rape

Gang rape is when two or more people, usually men but sometimes women have sex with someone, usually a female but sometimes a guy, which is called a gangbang, but if it's without the victim's consent, then it is called gang rape.

Mary was a virgin kidnapped and tied in the back of a van with a ballgag, who was also unconscious. She is victim to gang rape. When she slowly opened her eyes, Mary found that she was strapped on the plank with rope and velcro, her back on the plank. Her hands were tied behind her back and her legs were stretched out like she was doing splits. She then also realized that she was completely nude, and her pussy was well open and visible to her captors, who entered the room soon after. Four of her captors. They were also nude. Mary's ballgag was still on, so she couldn't yell for help. One captor started pounding her virgin cunt, the second banging her asshole, another man took off her ballgag, for once, but then his large dick was in her mouth. Meanwhile, the last guy was massaging and playing with her tender little tits. She then noticed the fifth gangmate holding a camera. She was gonna go online, but that was the least of her big, sexual problems. None of her offenders wore any protection. Her captors were all fair-skinned, with light brown hair and blue eyes, and they were also cleanly shaven. Pretty hot to be honest, but they were gang raping her... This is part 1

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 9, 2017

Carcharodontosaurus

A carcharodontosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in Northern Africa around 95 million years ago. It was two meters longer than Tyrannosaurus Rex (T Rex) and coexisted with Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus. However, Spinosaurus ate fish while Carcharodontosaurus preyed on Ouranosaurus, so they did not have to battle often. Carcharodontosaurus did not have jaws capable of breaking bone, unlike Tyrannosaurus, but instead had serrated teeth that could cut through flesh. In fact, the name literally means "Shark Toothed Lizard!" Carcharodontosaurus was typically an ambushing predator and was also territorial, as bite marks from the same species have been found on the skulls.

Carcharodontosaurus Saharicus was one of my favorite dinosaurs when I was younger.

by WhoDatFreshBoi November 5, 2018

Giraffe Potty

I submit definitions for this word.

Giraffe Potty is better than no potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 22, 2018

Evolution of Cetaceans

This definition states how cetaceans (whales and dolphins) evolved for the last fifty million years.. Around 50 million years ago, there was a completely terrestrial mammal called Pakicetus. Pakicetus would occasionally go to the river banks to catch and eat fish. This would require swimming skills. This eventually drove Pakicetus to evolve. The legs became suited for water, and it learned how to hold its breath longer. Pakicetus evolved into Ambulocetus, which in turn evolved in Rodhocetus. Rodhocetus had limbs for diving, along with a blowhole, but had no purpose for land travel. Rodhocetus soon lost its hind legs and became Dorudon around 40 ma. Dorudon had dorsal fins and would give raise to many types of dolphins and whales in its future. The proof for the evolution of cetaceans is that they have a pelvic bone that remains where their legs had once been. That is it...

This was the evolution of cetaceans.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 16, 2017

Albertosaurus

Albertosaurus (/ælˌbɜ rtəˈsɔ rəs/; meaning "Alberta lizard") is a genus of tyrannosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in western North America during the Late Cretaceous Period, about 70 million years ago. The type species, Albertosaurus sarcophagus, was apparently restricted in range to the modern-day Canadian province of Alberta, after which the genus is named. Scientists disagree on the content of the genus, with some recognizing Gorgosaurus libratus as a second species.

As a tyrannosaurid, Albertosaurus was a bipedal predator with tiny, two-fingered hands and a massive head that had dozens of large, sharp teeth. It may have been at the top of the food chain in its local ecosystem. While Albertosaurus was large for a theropod, it was much smaller than its larger and more famous relative Tyrannosaurus rex, growing nine to ten meters long and possibly weighing less than 2 metric tons.

Since the first discovery in 1884, fossils of more than 30 individuals have been recovered, providing scientists with a more detailed knowledge of Albertosaurus anatomy than is available for most other tyrannosaurids. The discovery of 26 individuals at one site provides evidence of pack behaviour and allows studies of ontogeny and population biology, which are impossible with lesser-known dinosaurs.

by WhoDatFreshBoi November 10, 2018