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April Fools

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.
Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017
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Venusauring

After having sex with someone, cum on their face and slap it with your cock while saying "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
Guy 1: Where did Amy go?
Guy 2: I think Berg is Venusauring her.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017
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17-Year Old

Most of them are juniors or high school seniors who now drive or are learning to drive. Those who are seniors have the goal of either applying to college or having a job. Senioritis hits on as the 17-year old tires of repetitive high school assignments and gains interest of college, last-time extracurricular activities, as well as partying and sex when the person becomes eighteen.
The typical male 17-year old can only legally hit on other high-schoolers, but is sick of masturbation and basic high-school chicks who still look twelve. Probably lies about his age and sexts through Reddit and Snapchat, but doesn't admit the grand feat to his comrades.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022
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69

A whole number between 68 and 70.
Now, let's turn the book to page 69!
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 13, 2017
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Blowfish

Describes the face a girl makes when you nut in her mouth and it expands her cheeks, making her face resemble that of a blowfish or pufferfish.
Trista offered to suck me off, and that bitch looked like a blowfish when she refused to swallow afterwards.
by WhoDatFreshBoi October 20, 2018
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Sausage Party

An R-rated movie with a sausage and a bootylicious cashew nut. Oh, and there is an orgy at the end!
Your a sausage party!
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017
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Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.
James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017
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