128 definitions by WhoDatFreshBoi
Gang rape is when two or more people, usually men but sometimes women have sex with someone, usually a female but sometimes a guy, which is called a gangbang, but if it's without the victim's consent, then it is called gang rape.
Mary was a virgin kidnapped and tied in the back of a van with a ballgag, who was also unconscious. She is victim to gang rape. When she slowly opened her eyes, Mary found that she was strapped on the plank with rope and velcro, her back on the plank. Her hands were tied behind her back and her legs were stretched out like she was doing splits. She then also realized that she was completely nude, and her pussy was well open and visible to her captors, who entered the room soon after. Four of her captors. They were also nude. Mary's ballgag was still on, so she couldn't yell for help. One captor started pounding her virgin cunt, the second banging her asshole, another man took off her ballgag, for once, but then his large dick was in her mouth. Meanwhile, the last guy was massaging and playing with her tender little tits. She then noticed the fifth gangmate holding a camera. She was gonna go online, but that was the least of her big, sexual problems. None of her offenders wore any protection. Her captors were all fair-skinned, with light brown hair and blue eyes, and they were also cleanly shaven. Pretty hot to be honest, but they were gang raping her... This is part 1
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 10, 2017
The kinky act of when a man inserts his penis in his own ass. The penis is typically flaccid as that is when it is at its most flexible, and is bent inwards or downwards to meet the asshole.
Autopenetration is synonymous with the action to self-fuck. Although getting the penis inside the asshole is not that hard at all if the penis is at a decent size and proper lube is used, it is difficult and uncommon to be able to do this to orgasm, as the penis generally stiffens while getting erect and loses the ability to bend down and inwards.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 13, 2019
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019
A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a petacock and 1,000 times smaller than a zettacock. Only giants have cocks larger than this. This dick size is also known to scare away the largest dinosaurs and this size can easily fit in my urethra.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 21, 2017
An inescapable boundage sex position where someone is tied so that their wrists and ankles are tied together, like a hog. A very kinky position, and the victim can be easily fucked in any orifice.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017
On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.
James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted
10 is the posting time.
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted
10 is the posting time.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017
Homo Saharicus is a modern species of human who split off of our European Homo Sapiens a few hundred thousand years ago. They then kept evolving in Africa until the 1500's, evolving black skin to protect from radiation but pure Homo Saharicus beings tend to be more aggressive than their Sapiens counterparts due to natural selection in their more dangerous homelands. After being introduced to Europe, Asia, and the Americas as slaves, Saharicus can now be found worldwide.
Homo Saharicus beings also have melanism, a condition that gives organisms more melanin. These African Humans can also interbreed with Homo Sapiens, like how Horses and Donkeys can crossbreed.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 4, 2017