5 definitions by Whitey McRosenski

Motorscroting

When a chick motorboats your nuts.

I hope she doesnt sneeze when she's motorscroting me.

by Whitey McRosenski May 8, 2010

Shut up, Meg

Taken from the hit sitcom "Family Guy," this phrase can be said to anybody who either kills a joke, makes an uncalled for comment, or otherwise just needs to be ridiculed spontaneously.

Steve: "I think that octoberfest might be the best beer ever."

Bobby: "I agree"

Jeff: "I think beer is disgusting no matter what it is."

Steve to Jeff: "Shut up, Meg."

by Whitey McRosenski September 18, 2010

Flying Condor

This can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. After cumming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. They will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.

Flying Condor: Shamed by feathers.

by Whitey McRosenski July 30, 2009

Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

by Whitey McRosenski December 20, 2011

Redballed

More frustrating than blueballs; When someone is denied intercourse due to a woman's menstrual cycle.

Dave: How'd it go with that chick?

Jason: Not so good

Dave: She a tease?

Jason: Not exactly..I got redballed...

by Whitey McRosenski March 16, 2011