3 definitions by WhetOne

Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is what Jake Paul calls his 8 year old fans. No one likes these autists as even their families want to disown them. These Jake Paulers are cringy as fuck and like to be dickheads to anyone who is not a retarded follower of Jake Paul. They like to dab on "haters", (dabbing has been dead for years kys) and get bullied at school. Fuck the jake Paulers.

Little Jimmy: "Im a Jake Pauler, dab on the haters!"
Jimmy's dad: "Son, how old are you again, are you old enough to leave the house yet?"
Little Jimmy: "Im 8 dad!"
Jimmy's dad: "What, you said you were 18? Get the fuck out."

by WhetOne April 23, 2018

Logang

An official terrorist organisation that is really just a recruitment campaign to funnel young new recruits into Al Qaeda to support para-military death squads in northern Iraq. The figurehead of this operation is the disabled vlogger Logan Paul, who encourages his followers to join the ranks of the terrorist groups in and around Iraq.

Jack: Bro I just got recruited into the Logang.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.

by WhetOne June 6, 2019

Rolled

Getting Rolled is a Australian slang term for getting robbed. Most people who get Rolled are Rolled for their shoes. It happens when a group of eshays approach you and either king hit you and take your shoes or intimidate you into giving them your shoes. This can be avoided by being able to spot an eshay.

How to spot an eshay:
-Wearing nautica cap
-wearing brands like tommy hilfiger, fila, stussy, or champion clothing items
-carrying a bum bag
-Walks around in groups of more than 5 eshays
-Has buzz cut with rats tail
Shoes of choice:
-Tn's

-Air max 97's/95's

Davo: "Oi cunt, i heard Gazza got Rolled the other day. "
Stevo: "Yeah cunt thats mad fucked ay."

by WhetOne October 25, 2018