3 definitions by What it is
Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
by What it is May 17, 2007
Man-Child: common moniker for the "Black Jesus", Amare Stoudemire, starting center for the Phoenix Suns.
Rob: "Did you see the way Amare handled Duncan in the post last night?"
Bob: "Hellz yeah, Amare's a MAN-CHILD!"
Bob: "Hellz yeah, Amare's a MAN-CHILD!"
by What it is May 17, 2007
Quite possibly the dirtiest player in the NBA. The worst thing to happen to the NBA in a long, long time.
Rob: "WHAT THE EFF?! Did you see Bruce Bowen just knee Steve Nash in the crotch?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I'm not surprised. He's Bruce Bowen, dude. That's what he DOES."
Bob: "Yeah, but I'm not surprised. He's Bruce Bowen, dude. That's what he DOES."
by What it is May 17, 2007