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Well, it's true. Sorry, KKK and the like. Did you really expect Me to be lily-white in a region like the Middle East? Hellooo...Jews are Semitic? I looked more like an Arab or Egyptian than I did like George Bush.
The whole planet will tilt when I come back.
by Black Jesus March 28, 2005
Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.
White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!
by bebo January 10, 2005
Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"

I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 04, 2010
Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
by What it is May 17, 2007
a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus
Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.
by John Tabs April 16, 2010
An exclamation used when blankets are pulled over the head and nothing is visible.
* pulls sheets over head, screams in a muffled voice*

by BarelyAHuman May 24, 2015
This is the real Jesus. Not to be confused with Mr. Jesus, YOUR JESUS, or Mickey Mouse Bullshit Jesus. This is the Jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!
Shawn: So what is the deal, are we friends or not?

G-Sylce: I swear to Black Jesus is you pull this shit again, I'm going to cut you with my scissors... DRAMA
by SHenderson January 20, 2010
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