3 definitions by Wesleyissexy
All Justin's are actually Justin Bieber in disguise, he will take the identity of a person of the class he just joined while pretending to still be in high school. But keep his first name so if he was taking the identity of a guy name Sauren Xiao his name would be Justin Xiao, he will also always reference himself and whenever you say the word Baby and then breaks out into song and dance while seducing literally every girl in the class and even some of the boys.
Justin: My name is definitely Justin Xiao.
Person 1: You kinda look like Justin Bieber-
Justin: SHUT UP. I HATE JUSTIN
Person 1: Ok
Teacher: How many baby's do you guys want to have when you grow up
Justin: BABY BABY BABY OH, LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOO, BABY BABY BABY OHH, THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE, MIIIINEE
Whole class: *Gasps
Person 1: Knew it!
Sauren Xiao: I knew it was fishy u had the same last name as me.
Person 1: You kinda look like Justin Bieber-
Justin: SHUT UP. I HATE JUSTIN
Person 1: Ok
Teacher: How many baby's do you guys want to have when you grow up
Justin: BABY BABY BABY OH, LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOO, BABY BABY BABY OHH, THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE, MIIIINEE
Whole class: *Gasps
Person 1: Knew it!
Sauren Xiao: I knew it was fishy u had the same last name as me.
by Wesleyissexy January 31, 2022
Shaun is a short Japanese dude who really likes anime and eating all sorts of random shit put together. Shaun will never have a life because he chose to not take music and he'll end up being a prison guard who teaches Japanese chess.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023