Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

by Werdoop March 30, 2009

Wii Fit

Something Asians made for fat people to make them think they're losing weight.

Rhonda: I was on my Wii Fit all morning I feel so skinny.
Dave: Oh sweet I'm going to get one.
Rhonda: You can you use mine, I need to go to the buffet anyway to eat something to burn off.

by Werdoop December 27, 2008

Junk Dial

The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.

I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.

by Werdoop October 12, 2010

Derd

Short for any name that starts with D-Vowel-R.

Derd #1: Hey Derd, How's It Going?

Derd #2: Not much Derd, How bout you?

by Werdoop March 23, 2008