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A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.
I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.
by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021
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A fat fucking retarded dumbass from ratchet and clank: going commando. He is a self cannibal who is MORBIDLY obese and can grow back from a single cell. He resembles a fat fucking dumbass.
FIZZWIDGET IS COMING RUUUUUN HE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!
by Weegee.exe December 8, 2019
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A short and stout man who will say anything to appear like a better person. Claims to accept all opinions but will make anyone bearing a differing opinion feel like complete shit. Also possesses extremely unfavorable and bland interests such as baseball and weed addiction.
The new history professor is a total Pinslop. He gave my paper a lower grade just because I said the bombing of Hiroshima was a good thing.
by Weegee.exe July 20, 2021
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A morbidly obese male that would not stop eating until their stomach split open and their bowels spilled out, and since the fatass was too fat to move, his guts got stuck to the floor, permenantely cementing him where he stood.
“Hey, did you see what happened to Travis? He turned into a slog!
by Weegee.exe December 3, 2018
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