13 definitions by Webaphobified
Talk about a duhference, that girl asked me if I knew who would win a fight between an octopus or a sponge! Wow what a tard!
by Webaphobified March 10, 2018
A form of Trolling the internet. The troll will intend to cause an uproar in the post by saying outlandish comments, despite if the troll actually believes them. This "traps" other users to try and attack back, though the troll will commonly only laugh; for it's attention-seeking behavior
What's that guy's problem? He posted on my comment that he wants my kids to get their bicycle seats sniffed! No, I don't think he's Trap-dissin', because his picture has a kid hopping into a white van with an ice cream logo on it. He's, like, TOTALLY serious!
by Webaphobified June 1, 2018
The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?
That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!
by Webaphobified June 25, 2018
Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.
So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..
by Webaphobified May 23, 2018
Adjective;. Describes a person who will not give one penny to someone in need. Not that they don't have the means to, they're just petty towards society in general.
That guy has been tossing bread to pigeons since dawn! He must be a sociopetty jerk, cause I asked him for some change and he told me to bug off!
by Webaphobified March 13, 2018
A single blunt sold untaxed in larger cities where the price of a pack of blunts is around 3$. The name derives from the "square",a single cigarette often sold untaxed as well. Blunts are commonly used to give basic squares a 3-D look at life.
The man outside the 7-11 will sell you a cube,Jo. Save your money for the movie theater, after we roll this we gonna be straight!
by Webaphobified May 3, 2018
(From the words "errotic and robot) A computer program that simulates an Ad-site personal who's software makes the inquirer think it is another person. They Errotibot will coerce you for personal information, which is a form of fishing.
This guy really thinks that chick is going to video chat after he gives up his credit card number! I know what an errotibot will say,but he must be either desperate or wants his identity stolen!
by Webaphobified March 11, 2018