Webaphobified's definitions
Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.
So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..
by Webaphobified June 8, 2018
Get the Fecallanikenemiamug. Dude, tell me you texted him BSTD over going to help his Grandfather fill his Viagra script, I totally have to meet this girl tonight!"
by Webaphobified March 9, 2018
Get the BSTDmug. Adjective;. Describes a person who will not give one penny to someone in need. Not that they don't have the means to, they're just petty towards society in general.
That guy has been tossing bread to pigeons since dawn! He must be a sociopetty jerk, cause I asked him for some change and he told me to bug off!
by Webaphobified May 10, 2018
Get the Sociopettymug. (From the words "errotic and robot") A computer programmed to communicate with a person on a Ad-site personal, who's software will lead the inquirer to believe someone wants affection from them. Once they convince you to give personal information about your identity. In most cases they will alert their operator to steal from you.
by Webaphobified March 11, 2018
Get the Errotibotmug. A form of Trolling the internet. The troll will intend to cause an uproar in the post by saying outlandish comments, despite if the troll actually believes them. This "traps" other users to try and attack back, though the troll will commonly only laugh; for it's attention-seeking behavior
What's that guy's problem? He posted on my comment that he wants my kids to get their bicycle seats sniffed! No, I don't think he's Trap-dissin', because his picture has a kid hopping into a white van with an ice cream logo on it. He's, like, TOTALLY serious!
by Webaphobified June 12, 2018
Get the Trap-Dissin'mug. Talk about a duhference, that girl asked me if I knew who would win a fight between an octopus or a sponge! Wow what a tard!
by Webaphobified March 10, 2018
Get the Duhferencemug. The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?
That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!
by Webaphobified June 25, 2018
Get the Filthteredmug.