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Dude, tell me you texted him BSTD over going to help his Grandfather fill his Viagra script, I totally have to meet this girl tonight!"
by Webaphobified March 9, 2018
Get the BSTD mug.A form of Trolling the internet. The troll will intend to cause an uproar in the post by saying outlandish comments, despite if the troll actually believes them. This "traps" other users to try and attack back, though the troll will commonly only laugh; for it's attention-seeking behavior
What's that guy's problem? He posted on my comment that he wants my kids to get their bicycle seats sniffed! No, I don't think he's Trap-dissin', because his picture has a kid hopping into a white van with an ice cream logo on it. He's, like, TOTALLY serious!
by Webaphobified June 12, 2018
Get the Trap-Dissin' mug.A peddler who will approach and ask for money for a bus card. Though the peddler no plans of catching the bus, the pathetic persuasion will convince you that they are stranded.
That girl has to be a fareroach, she has been begging for change all day and I saw her hop out of a tent earlier WTF!
by Webaphobified March 13, 2018
Get the Fareroach mug.(Parody of Deja Vu) an instance of agreement, in which the one experiencing the similar instance seeks approval and praise for recognizing the moment. Typically used between Females of similar brain capacity.
Wow! I just TOTALLY had a case of Ditto-Vu girlfriend! That 75% sale at Old Navy was almost identical to last week's 75% off sale.
by Webaphobified May 11, 2018
Get the Ditto-Vu mug.Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.
So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..
by Webaphobified June 8, 2018
Get the Fecallanikenemia mug.Adjective;. Describes a person who will not give one penny to someone in need. Not that they don't have the means to, they're just petty towards society in general.
That guy has been tossing bread to pigeons since dawn! He must be a sociopetty jerk, cause I asked him for some change and he told me to bug off!
by Webaphobified May 10, 2018
Get the Sociopetty mug.Talk about a duhference, that girl asked me if I knew who would win a fight between an octopus or a sponge! Wow what a tard!
by Webaphobified March 10, 2018
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