4 definitions by Weaselwarrior
Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
by Weaselwarrior October 23, 2019
A fit chick who possesses a peachy ass that is fit and perfect in every way; Round, tight, plush, and deserves to be licked throughout the night.
by Weaselwarrior December 7, 2019
The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.
His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020