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by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 1, 2022
The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.
Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 26, 2020
A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 2, 2022
The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?
Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?
Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 31, 2018
Another game for FPS games. Similarly to how adventure platformers are called metroidvanias (after Metroid and Castlevania), shooters can be called Wolfendooms (after Wolfenstein and Doom).
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 3, 2022
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 23, 2023
The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:
-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane
-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate
-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane
-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate
-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.
JJ: Sucks, man.
JJ: Sucks, man.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 7, 2022