2 definitions by WayzataRules
The greatest, best looking, squish chasing, beer chugging, tobacco chewing son of a trucker in the by God county.
If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
by WayzataRules May 3, 2018
Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules May 3, 2018