6 definitions by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre
A female of partial or full Italian descent who has her own money & as such, can buy her own things, is confident in herself & how she looks, doesn't take crap from anyone, & who doesn't engage in the belief that she needs a man to "complete her". An Italian queen is an Italian woman who is an expert at putting people rightfully in their place who want to talk trash or crap about her. Also, you never want to betray an Italian queen, because she'll make sure that you not only never forget it, but that you regret it for the rest of your life. You know an Italian queen by how she carries herself, such as walking, talking, body language, & such. She never feels the need to show off, because she values her own opinion first before anyone else's. But, an Italian queen also knows how to take care of those close to her. She rarely asks for help, but when she does, a lot of thought is put into what she pays back. It is an honor & privilege to be with an Italian queen.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 8, 2011
The mother of an italian princess.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 11, 2011
A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.
Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.
Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.
Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.
Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023
A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 26, 2023
A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023
Someone who tries to pretend they're a leader, but they actually don't know the first thing about leading people.
Unfortunately, modern society has a lot of people engaging in leaderface, even when its known that those people don't know the first thing about leading.
Unfortunately, modern society has a lot of people engaging in leaderface, even when its known that those people don't know the first thing about leading.
MAGA: Justin Trudeau engages in blackface by painting his face black, while Dylan Mulvaney engages in womanface by being a born-male who tries to look & act like a woman.
Normal person: So, would that then mean that Donald Trump engages in leaderface by trying to lead people around, even though all he's ever cared about is himself?
MAGA: ..........
Normal person: Honestly, there's NEVER been a time he's cared for anyone other than himself.
MAGA starts to tear up & cry, then turns around & runs away, having been exposed for their hypocrisy}
Normal person: So, would that then mean that Donald Trump engages in leaderface by trying to lead people around, even though all he's ever cared about is himself?
MAGA: ..........
Normal person: Honestly, there's NEVER been a time he's cared for anyone other than himself.
MAGA starts to tear up & cry, then turns around & runs away, having been exposed for their hypocrisy}
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre April 26, 2023