1 definition by Watermelon_5
A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.
Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021