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Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
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To go in without a condom on your dick.
Dude, it'd be so hot to watch you baredick my girl while I rub one out.
by Watchinfool September 14, 2023
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1. Usually a group of young guys who are comfortable in their sexuality and don't care about being labeled as gay or bi.

They revel in smelling each others sweaty socks, sneakers and bare feet. 2. A guy with a foot fetish who is into jacking off while smelling his brother's sweaty, stinking socks and/or sneakers.
Noah Lemes videos online show some foot brodors enjoying each others stinking bare feet, socks and sneakers.
by Watchinfool October 12, 2023
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To engage in an intense 69 session with a fellow male for (hopefully) long periods of time followed by swallowing each others loads.
"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023
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A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023
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A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023
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