2 definitions by WasIatowel
A whalephant is a cross between a blue whale and an African elephant. They are incredibly intelligent.
The only breeders of whalephants are every fourth member of the Jefferson family. The challenge now resides on the shoulders of George James Jefferson, who has moved the operation from southern Spain to the river Thames, after too many of them confused krill for small children.
The only breeders of whalephants are every fourth member of the Jefferson family. The challenge now resides on the shoulders of George James Jefferson, who has moved the operation from southern Spain to the river Thames, after too many of them confused krill for small children.
by WasIatowel January 4, 2020
The transport of a Nonce. Normally a low bicycle with fluffly handlebars, or a white van with "I have my nonce license" on the side. This makes the nonce feel much more comfortable around other people. It is sometimes also referred to as a nonce-mobile.
by WasIatowel February 25, 2021