22 definitions by Wardswords
Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.
by Wardswords November 25, 2016
The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 21, 2021
A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!
by Wardswords November 28, 2016
The sleazester was watching her closely from a distance getting more and more drunk before movin' in on her.
by Wardswords November 29, 2016
This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.
by Wardswords November 27, 2016
You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
by Wardswords November 25, 2021