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1 definition by
Wandering_Hammer
Awkward turtle
The appearance of
micropenis
on an especially obese male. It looks like
a turtle
that is too
socially awkward
to come out of its shell.
I saw
an
awkward turtle
in
the locker room
. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
by
Wandering_Hammer
August 2, 2021
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