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When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
by Wackgirlshit April 9, 2019
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When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .
" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"
by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019
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