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Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.
"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"
by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022
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Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!
"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."
by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022
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Vocaloid (ボーカロイド, Bōkaroido) is a voice synthesizer software product. Its signal processing part was developed in 2000 by a joint research project led by Kenmoichi Hideki at Pompeu Fabra University in Barcelona, Spain, and was not originally intended as a fully commercial project.1 Backed by Yamaha Corporation, he developed the software into the commercial product "Vocaloid", which was released in 2004. Many well-known "Vocaloids" include Hatsune Miku, Len/Rin Kagamine, Luca, Meiko, and Kaito.

Sounds great, but now and for over a decade, it's been a breeding ground of douchey 9-year-old cringe-ass losers. My favorite thing about Vocaloid is the song, "Magnet", which depicts Luca and Miku as lesbian lovers, despite the fact that Luca is 20 and Miku is 16, making the relationship pedophilia.
"I like Vocaloid"

"Congratulations, you have graduated from the University of Never Being My Friend."
by WOODSTOCK GUY August 1, 2022
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Common misspelling of "fortnight", I.E. a period of fourteen days or two weeks.
"Watch your little brother, I'm gonna be in Spain for a fortnite"

"You mean a fortnight"

"Yeah, sorry."
by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022
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A song by Kesha, and the top song of January 2010. It is considered pop music, and is also a real nostalgia ride for Gen Z.

Not to be confused with TikTok, otherwise known as "the #1 detriment to society"
"You remember TiK ToK"

"Man.. that song was amazing."
by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022
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A musical masterpiece with such deep lyrics, I fear I will fall to my death if I listen to them that one more time. A melody to shake the minds of great musicians and producers, such a groundbreaking song. Listen to it, it will break you mind with deepness.
Speakers: "Turi ip ip ip, ip ip ip tskha ik"
Me: "Damn. Gotdamn. So deep."
by WOODSTOCK GUY June 10, 2022
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