1 definition by WOLFGAAAAAANG
Noun: A truly honored position, to be a Gustav is to be one of the most elite in ALL of society and human history in general. Gustavs are the unrivaled most attractive and charming people in their generation and are dangerously handsome. They are delicate and powerful, divine and demonic, cute and intimidating, to be confronted with a Gustav is to be bombarded with raw emotion. Gustav is love, Gustav is life, Gustav is everything, GUSTAV will steal your girl.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.
EXAMPLE 1;
Person 1: Woah is that- is that a Gustav? My heart, it's as if it's beating out of my chest! I-I can't! AAAHHH!
Person 2: NO! Wolfgang! The raw influx of emotion simply struck him dead! Oh Gustav, you hilarious prankster!
EXAMPLE 2;
Person 1: You're a real Gustav, Gottfried.
Person 2: Woah! Sorry Rosa, that compliment is a bit too extra for me. I value you just as a friend.
Person 1: *Slaps knee* Friendzoned agaain......
Person 1: Woah is that- is that a Gustav? My heart, it's as if it's beating out of my chest! I-I can't! AAAHHH!
Person 2: NO! Wolfgang! The raw influx of emotion simply struck him dead! Oh Gustav, you hilarious prankster!
EXAMPLE 2;
Person 1: You're a real Gustav, Gottfried.
Person 2: Woah! Sorry Rosa, that compliment is a bit too extra for me. I value you just as a friend.
Person 1: *Slaps knee* Friendzoned agaain......
by WOLFGAAAAAANG March 5, 2019