2 definitions by W.H.Sandwich shop

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 5, 2009

cock Jockey

A girl or fag who loves riding dick like a fat kid loves cake. Usually used as an insult between guys.

"I heard jared singing 'rocketman'! I told you he was a total cock jockey."

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 5, 2009