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by Vtgcycvttvctt June 5, 2022
by Vtgcycvttvctt June 5, 2022
Avalon Centrifuge is a character introduced in LittleBigPlanet 2. He is a well known face in the science sector, as the inventor of science itself, and of ingenious furry inventions, robots disguised as animals. He is the Creator Curator and dictator of Avalonia, a city in the skies that he treats as labs and as home.
Avalon is a small statured man with a body type similar to that of Sackboy's, even up to the seams in his head. He has a big pink nose and a thick ginger mustache coming out of it. His hair is curly and ginger, styled in a mullet, but he does have a bald spot. His skin is pink, however his eyes are constantly covered by a pair of dark red shades with white frames. He has a portable mic around his head that connects to a belt around his waist. His clothes are very "disco" and feature a pair of tight white pants and a white jacket that reveals his bare chest which is very hairy in a tuft of unkept ginger hair.
Credits: LittleBigPlanet Wiki
Avalon is a small statured man with a body type similar to that of Sackboy's, even up to the seams in his head. He has a big pink nose and a thick ginger mustache coming out of it. His hair is curly and ginger, styled in a mullet, but he does have a bald spot. His skin is pink, however his eyes are constantly covered by a pair of dark red shades with white frames. He has a portable mic around his head that connects to a belt around his waist. His clothes are very "disco" and feature a pair of tight white pants and a white jacket that reveals his bare chest which is very hairy in a tuft of unkept ginger hair.
Credits: LittleBigPlanet Wiki
Clive Handforth: Hello Science Face.
Avalon Centrifuge: That's Avalon Centrifuge to you!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hey Kiddo! Welcome to the triumphant manifestation of my transcendence.
I call it home.
That's enough! It's business time.
Ace, the time has come for you to learn the ways of The Machines.
You shall become a pilot.
I shall lead us to victory, and you shall be my Number 2!
Larry Da Vinci: Now see here Avalon, I am the leader of the Alliance.
We've talked about this.
Avalon Centrifuge: The Negativitron may attack at any moment: Nothing is more important than defending Avalonia.
Larry Da Vinci: And Craftworld.
Avalon Centrifuge: And Craftworld. We must me prepared. Clive?
Clive Handforth: Yes Mr. Science?
Avalon Centrifuge: Fetch my Tall Orange Mochaccino. I've got a brain thinking to do.
Clive Handforth: Oh.
Avalon Centrifuge: That's Avalon Centrifuge to you!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hey Kiddo! Welcome to the triumphant manifestation of my transcendence.
I call it home.
That's enough! It's business time.
Ace, the time has come for you to learn the ways of The Machines.
You shall become a pilot.
I shall lead us to victory, and you shall be my Number 2!
Larry Da Vinci: Now see here Avalon, I am the leader of the Alliance.
We've talked about this.
Avalon Centrifuge: The Negativitron may attack at any moment: Nothing is more important than defending Avalonia.
Larry Da Vinci: And Craftworld.
Avalon Centrifuge: And Craftworld. We must me prepared. Clive?
Clive Handforth: Yes Mr. Science?
Avalon Centrifuge: Fetch my Tall Orange Mochaccino. I've got a brain thinking to do.
Clive Handforth: Oh.
by Vtgcycvttvctt June 5, 2022
by Vtgcycvttvctt May 15, 2023
Clive Handforth is a character that appears in LittleBigPlanet 2 and in LittleBigPlanet 3: The Journey Home. He is the Creator Curator of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow. Clive owned The Factory of a Better Tomorrow, a place where he and his co-workers printed calendars and built huge spaceships. Things were rather well for them until the factory was invaded by The Negativitron. He is first seen in a portrait in Da Vinci‘s Hideout, which depicts him with Avalon Centrifuge and Dr. Herbert Higginbotham graduating from school. When the player arrives in The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, he is seen sitting in a can, and then proceeds to tell the player how he ended up in the situation he is in. He then tells the player to rescue all of the Sackbots held captive. Aiding Sackboy and making him company through most of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, and then joins him in his trip to Avalonia. When Huge Spaceship crash lands on Avalonia, Clive is sent by The Alliance to go with the player to Eve's Asylum to find Dr. Higginbotham. Soon, he meets up with the rest of The Alliance and joins amongst them to defeat The Negativitron. As creativity is welcomed back to the imagisphere, he and the rest of the Alliance head on a journey back to Craftworld.
Clive Handforth: I'm a little man, sitting in a can.
Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!
And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.
Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?
Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.
Larry Da Vinci: I say...?
Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!
Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.
Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.
Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?
Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?
Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.
There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.
Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.
A simple life, we weren't miserable.
Well, things could have been better, I suppose.
We got by.
But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!
I was ravaged and discarded.
Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?
Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.
You'll have to get in and set them free.
Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!
And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.
Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?
Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.
Larry Da Vinci: I say...?
Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!
Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.
Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.
Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?
Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?
Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.
There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.
Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.
A simple life, we weren't miserable.
Well, things could have been better, I suppose.
We got by.
But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!
I was ravaged and discarded.
Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?
Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.
You'll have to get in and set them free.
by Vtgcycvttvctt August 22, 2022
"Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!"-Tai Lung on the rivalry between Encyclopedia Dramatica and Urban Dictionary
by Vtgcycvttvctt May 15, 2023