1 definition by Vooch
(n) A simple but effective method for breaking up with a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse.
To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.
Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.
The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.
To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.
Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.
The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.
Guy #1: Janet divorced me.
Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?
Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.
Guy #3: Janet's single?
Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?
Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.
Guy #3: Janet's single?
by Vooch June 16, 2010