2 definitions by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium
Pious non-invocation borrowing religious lightly archaic language asking for intercession in a matter too trivial, too far gone to ruin or with such an obvious solution that invoking an actual entity would be in vain. The contrast with crass language helps to give a wink to the recipient that you aren't deadly serious but need to catch their attention. Has the added benefit of simultaneously enabling the speaker to endure pain via this vulgar non-curse, or formulations referring to possible ancient soul Fook for shock value followed by a more traditional invocation.
Running towards burning microwave popcorn "Oh For fucks sake! Open a window!".
For fucks sake roads washed out. Call dispatch and tell them it's going to take twice as long to get this coal to Newcastle. Definitely sleeping on the couch this weekend it's our anniversary fer fucks sake.
For fucks Sake that drill isn't broken you have been going the wrong direction for an hour!!!
For fucks Sake you've been bird dogging me all week, get me my money Big Dick, I already texted the steward.
For fucks sake roads washed out. Call dispatch and tell them it's going to take twice as long to get this coal to Newcastle. Definitely sleeping on the couch this weekend it's our anniversary fer fucks sake.
For fucks Sake that drill isn't broken you have been going the wrong direction for an hour!!!
For fucks Sake you've been bird dogging me all week, get me my money Big Dick, I already texted the steward.
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium March 1, 2022