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1 definition by VladmiraI

 
1.
Someone who always things something is wrong with their car.

A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.
"Do you hear that noise? I think I have a belt loose." "Dude, thet's the engine. Quit being a hypocardriac."

"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."
by VladmiraI February 15, 2009