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The most iffy town in the upper peninsula. The teenage population is made up of a bunch of gaslighting pricks who think they’re the “main characters”. Most of them want to pursue an artistic future and think they’re a prodigy when none of them have real talent in the field. The parental figures of the town definitely proudly show where their kids got these toxic traits. The young adults are awful as well, carrying their toxic traits as heirlooms from their parents. The sights are nice tho and the town would be incredible if the locals weren’t there.
J: “Bro I fell for this girl…”
M: “Sweet!! Wait, where’s she from?”
J: “… Ishpeming..”
M: “Hell no you know how ishpeming girls are”
by VirgosSTFU November 27, 2021
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