A small town in northern maine full of Racists, Homophobes, Drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.
Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.
the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.
If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
guy #1: I was in houlton today.
guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?
guy #1: yup.