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Person 1: PLEASE DON'T PULL A RAKSHITHA
Person 2: What's happening?
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP PULLING A RAKSHITHA!
Person 2: What's happening?
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP PULLING A RAKSHITHA!
by Vindican10987 February 11, 2022
Bobbu is a god. He is a kind, humble and intelligent god. He blesses those who follow him. He resides in the religious monastery. The seven deadly sins of Bobbuism include-
1. Putting Bobbu and Udanga in the same sentences (thus making this rule in itself a sin)
2. Calling Bobbu other names eg. Bobby
3. Putting Bobbu's name without starting with capital letters.
4. Putting Bobbu and the outlaw who must not be named in the same sentence.
5. Refusing to believe that Bobbu is everything, life and death.
6. Calling Bobbu, Shobith.
7. Insulting the religion of Bobbu in anyway.
Another rule includes, when you say 'sus' you must say Bobbu two times after that.
1. Putting Bobbu and Udanga in the same sentences (thus making this rule in itself a sin)
2. Calling Bobbu other names eg. Bobby
3. Putting Bobbu's name without starting with capital letters.
4. Putting Bobbu and the outlaw who must not be named in the same sentence.
5. Refusing to believe that Bobbu is everything, life and death.
6. Calling Bobbu, Shobith.
7. Insulting the religion of Bobbu in anyway.
Another rule includes, when you say 'sus' you must say Bobbu two times after that.
1. Person: Bless me, oh lord Bobbu, and bless our marriage.
Bobbu: You are blessed, disciple, may my prophets bear you with gifts, and may you be blessed with the gifts, and not the horrors of marital life.
2. Person 1: Yo Red kinda sus
Person 2: Buh you said sus, now you have to say Bobbu twice, oh shit even I said sus.
Person 2: Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu
Person 1: kk, Bobbu, Bobbu
Bobbu: You are blessed, disciple, may my prophets bear you with gifts, and may you be blessed with the gifts, and not the horrors of marital life.
2. Person 1: Yo Red kinda sus
Person 2: Buh you said sus, now you have to say Bobbu twice, oh shit even I said sus.
Person 2: Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu
Person 1: kk, Bobbu, Bobbu
by Vindican10987 February 15, 2022
A sanskari holy man who follows the religion of Bobbuism. He never commits bad, and is only bhakti. He has too much bhakti-ness for Hanuman. He is pure but yet he has married and divorced and married the same person again for his bhakti-ness allows marriage. As a Bobbuist, he believes in the rules and trains to be a prophet.
Person 1: You see that holy man at the religious monastery?
Person 2: Yeah he must be krithik.
Prophet: Yes, disciple of Bobbu. He is training to be a prophet.
Person 2: Yeah he must be krithik.
Prophet: Yes, disciple of Bobbu. He is training to be a prophet.
by Vindican10987 February 18, 2022