On the spot
When my chik walked in on me with my mistress, I had to make up an impromptu excuse for why my purple headed yogurt slinger was in her tuna taco.
Someone who acts like a total queer. If you see someone you would classify a fagmuffin, initiate Code Rainbow
Man, look at that fagmuffin, thank God I don't know him!
A class where about 5 or 6 decent people converge with the scrubby and idiotic morons who had to take this class as a filler. I took it because I thought it would be cool to have Snodgrass as a teacher, but that is definately outweighed by the fuking nasty peeps in the class. Like word
God damn i have advanced computer applications class next. I am going to have to bathe when i get home from all the dirty people.
Word used by redneck cock suckers to tell what they used to be able to do.
Redneck 1: Hey Cleeetus, can youz drives a car?
Redneck 2: Well... I usetacould. If you gimme a second, i mitecould again!
Emergency Medical Blowjob.
Jared Harmon couldn't get his EMS license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give EMB's, Emergency Medical Blowjobs.
John: Man my girlfriend has to work tonight.
Max: Just call Jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an Emergency Medical Blowjob!
One of the following:
A. A child of a man or woman from Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Japan, China, Korea (North and/or South), Mongolia, The Phillipines, Midway, or Taiwan.
B. One's Nutsack.
Damn look at that fucking gookie.
Man, someone get me some lotion, my gookie is stickin to my leg!